Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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