She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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