Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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