she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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