She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
In other news, I just burned my penis
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
