Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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