Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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