And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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