so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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