No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
And then he peed in my hair
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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