Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
