I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
