He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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