well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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