Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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