Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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