...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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