piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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