just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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