Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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