So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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