What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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