yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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