Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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