Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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