Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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