The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
When did angry sex become our thing?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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