i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
