My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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