I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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