where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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