So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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