After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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