did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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