I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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