I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I could fuck to npr.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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