I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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