I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
