I bet he comes in French.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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