he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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