Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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