I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
