Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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