I just made out with a guy for $7.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There r osticjed everywhere
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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