Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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