It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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