shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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