I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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