she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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