I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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